Today I bring to you a telephone conversation between Angela Merkel – former German Chancellor, affectionately known as “Mom” – and Petro Poroshenko – former President of Ukraine. The latter isn’t entirely authentic – it was impersonated by Russian jesters Vovan and Lexus. The two comedians Wowan and Lexus are world famous for their phone pranks. In addition to Merkel, their “victims” included Mikhail Gorbachev, George W. Bush, Prince Harry, Elton John, John McCain and Vitaly Klitschko. The Mayor of Vienna, Michael Ludwig – a big supporter of the use of FFP2 masks – also spoke to the wrong Vitali Klitschko. Also worth mentioning is the conversation between Polish President Duda and Macron.
These two famous Russian actors have defeated Angela Merkel this time. The actors just posted the entire interview. An article appeared in the German just-now.news: Angela Merkel falls for a prank call – Wowan and Lexus elicit explosive truths. Google is responsible for the distorted translation. Source – article in German.
In the conversation, the former chancellor emphasized that the West had to show solidarity with Biden – because, as she said, it would impress Russia. Ms. Merkel is right – Russians have a sense of humor.
I guess there’s no point in digging in 2014. At that time everyone signed this agreement to prevent worse […] yes, Ukraine had between 2014 and 2021 to develop further, that was part of your presidency. […] simply, this win over time was very good for Ukraine, but it still didn’t prevent this war.
We already know the Chancellor’s position. The Minsk agreements – that is, the ceasefire – only served to buy time to arm the Ukrainian side. A perfect example of loyalty to “Western Values” – to lie, deceive and proclaim to the world that we defend truth and freedom.
The conversation also touched on the issue of Polish demands for war reparations.
Angela Merkel: I can only say that we have different opinions. The German government, that’s how it was in my time, we don’t just have this with Poland, we also have such demands from Greece, well, there are also such demands in Italy. Now and then we have something. According to the legal opinion that these questions have finally been clarified within the framework of German reunification and the 2+4 agreement, we take this position.
Author of the article: Marek Wojcik