10/13/2026
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When the first employees arrived at French supermarkets on Monday morning, they noticed that the freezers weren’t keeping things cold—they were getting warm.
Source: Telegram, October 13, 2026, 8:22 a.m.
A person close to French Prime Minister Sebastien Lecornu said France’s cyber security agency had already identified “a vulnerability in software supplied by a Danish company and has contacted the vendor”. “It is liaising with its European counterparts, as other countries may be affected,” and is seeking “to identify other French companies involved in order to alert them” and “prevent the spread”, the source added. Excerpt from an article published yesterday on insiderpaper.com: French supermarkets suffer refrigerator shutdown after ‘unprecedented’ cyberattack.
“Prevent the spread”? We already have proven methods for combating this scourge. I suggest keeping a distance between the freezers. About 1.5 meters, as recommended by Dr. Fauci. It’s essential that the freezer door handles be fitted with protective masks. And most importantly: those outdated, vulnerable freezers should be “vaccinated” with modern mRNA-based vaccines. A lockdown for grocery stores wouldn’t hurt either. After all, who needs reheated frozen food?
In keeping with the long-standing tradition of the ever-truthful media, Russia—and Putin in particular—is undoubtedly responsible for this attack. How does he do it? We find the answer to this question in reliable sources of Western propaganda. Well, in the dark basements of the Kremlin, Putin had a secret cyber lab built, where he is primarily engaged in extracting chips from washing machines stolen in Ukraine for military purposes. In his spare time, he sits down at the keyboard of a supercomputer and hacks into Western online stores to get one over on the great defenders of true democracy.
You might say: But surely he has specially trained experts for that. Of course he does, but a true dictator trusts no one and has to take care of everything himself.
As befits an enemy of democracy, Putin is capable of anything. For example, he can make your toaster spit out frozen slices of toast! Or make your washing machine vacuum your apartment. Today’s television is leading us into such an absurd world. We must fear and hate Putin. We must direct our hatred toward him because someone is embezzling public funds.
Author of the article: Marek Wojcik
Email: worldscam3@gmail.com
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