1191. Asterix and Obelix in Tehran
1191. Asterix and Obelix in Tehran

1191. Asterix and Obelix in Tehran

03/16/2026

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Ave Donald morituri te salutant! Hail, Donald, those who are about to die salute you!

Let’s compare the USA to Rome, whose victory in the Cold War is like the defeat of Carthage, and the Pax Romana to the global hegemony of the USA in recent decades. Trump is Caesar, who, like in many Asterix comics, repeatedly falls for various whisperers who promise him victory over the indomitable Gauls. In the latest volume, Bibus Nethanyahus is the most dangerous and malicious of them all. He should have been thrown to the lions in the circus long ago, but has always managed to extricate himself from countless scandals with his ruthlessness and cunning. This is also thanks to his many influential friends in the Senate, the wealthiest merchants of Rome, and his connections to the highest command levels of the Roman army. He also has excellent connections to the highest priests of the Temple of Yahweh in his homeland, who claim to be specially chosen by the gods.

This is how the parody of the comic “Asterix and Obelix (in Tehran)” begins, which was featured yesterday on tkp.at: Asterix and Obelix reinterpreted in March 2026. Source.

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Among the consequences of Iran’s recent actions are the damage sustained by the American aircraft carrier “Abraham Lincoln” and its retreat (350 km from the Persian Gulf), as well as the destruction of four American E-3 Sentry aircraft, which are considered the “eyes of the U.S. Air Force.” The fire in the laundry room of the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford was likely caused by money laundering via Iranian drones.

The fire cart—Obelix’s magic potion—is extremely effective when used wisely.

Donald Trump called for the formation of a military coalition to open the Strait of Hormuz. He also addressed China in this regard. A senior Japanese policy adviser said on Sunday (Mar 15) that the threshold is “extremely high” for Tokyo to send its warships to help protect a shipping lane for oil in the Middle East. Source. Trump’s goal was presumably to find a reason for the inevitable failure of such an idea. According to Trump himself, he achieves nothing but great success.

The Trampus Imperator is threatening to destroy the Strait of Hormuz or something similar.

You can find the latest updates from the front lines in today’s article on tkp.at: Day 17 of the US war of aggression against Iran. Source.

The Iraqi resistance had already forced the US to leave the country once before. After the US invasion of Iraq in 2003 and the swift overthrow of Saddam Hussein, a broad Iraqi resistance movement formed, comprised of Sunni insurgents and Shiite militias. Through guerrilla tactics, improvised explosive devices (IEDs), suicide bombings, and targeted attacks on US troops and local collaborators, this resistance resulted in the deaths of over 4,000 American soldiers and the injuries of tens of thousands.

Asterix & Obelix are invincible.

A small Gaulish village with a population of just 90 million has already defeated a great empire.

Author of the article: Marek Wojcik
Email: worldscam3@gmail.com

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